school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
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You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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