Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
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Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dear god my vagina.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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