Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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