oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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