bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
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My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
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