I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
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My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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