what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
So many bounce houses so little time
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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