Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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