As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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