is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Couch. On fire.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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