the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heโs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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