whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
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I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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