Have you finally orgasmed yet?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
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I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
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I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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