I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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