I am in a vortex of obligation.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
he was CRYING into my vagina
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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