he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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