Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
you never un-have a 4some
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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