Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
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terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
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He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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