Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
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you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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