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  • 69 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:50pm

    It should take a bit more to pull off the pregnant look, uuuuuuuuuuunless...............hmmm

  • 76 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:54pm

    or start making animal noises

  • 72 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:48pm

    just scream kick and bite ....

  • 67 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:03pm

    some guys like that.. cuz that means u dont use protection, and they cant get u prego if u already r!

  • 62 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:39am

    that's awesome! i'm gonna do that:)

  • 66 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:01am

    That is awesome! Sometimes when my boyfriend is checking out other chicks in public I'll say really loud.... "Oh my God honey, I Just felt the baby kick!!!!"

  • 68 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:59am

    no shame in riding the bus..it's "greener" that way.

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:20pm

    hahaha.....I used to do that when I took the train and there were no seats available to see if someone would offer me their seat.

  • 63 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 11:41am

    HAHA thats an awesome idea!!! I'm totally going to do that i get soooo scared on the bus!

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:45pm

    That is brilliant. I'm gonna try that next time I see a creepy guy.

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 11:09pm

    8:54 - what about the guy who barks while he, um...finishes? that might just encourage him!

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:44pm

    I can't make my stomach look big =/

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 7:06pm

    hahahahahaha i've totally done that before! make yourself look as unattractive as possible to avoid the possibility of getting raped

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:37am

    wooohooo MD represent. what bus was it by the way? haha

  • 60 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:30pm

    I like the belly thing. some guys are chubby chasers u know..

  • 43 33
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 14, 12 at 12:46am

    Done this quite a bit. Despite being relatively skinny, if I've had a decent meal I can look 6 months in.

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 2:25am

    wft is wrong with riding the bus? its cheaper and easier than driving and you dont need to circle the block for an hour to find a parking spot.

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 8:38pm

    oh another one: if you're on the street and some creepy guy is following you, start giggling and talking to yourself or pretend you're puking. If that doesn't work, pee your pants. visibly.

  • 58 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:18am

    i'm sure if you made yourself look fatter than you did before it just gave off the signal that you would probably do anal. Also, if you're riding the bus, and you're not 15 or below and taking it to school, then you failed.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:18am

    this would be funny... except my 8 month pregnant roommate gets hit on by creepy men on buses all the time.

  • 55 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:27pm

    i do that to get a seat on the bus. lmao. nothng wrong with taking the bus. not all of us can afford a car.

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 3:02am

    hahahahaha, this is brill!

  • 55 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 12:31am

    um, 12:18, fuck off.

  • 48 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 1:22am

    He probably figured that having sex with him couldn't be the worst decision you've made if you're riding a bus.