I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
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after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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