He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
So squirting runs in the family.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
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I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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