ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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