i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
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Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
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