i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
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broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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