this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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