About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
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I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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