What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
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He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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