I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
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Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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