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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:23pm

    if it smells like fish, eat all you wish; if it smells like cologne, leave it alone!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:18am

    You guys got a double standard. Sometimes your short little wanks smell like the inside of a shoe. Take a bath every once in awhile filthy jerks.

    • 65 52
      Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:30pm

      lol its true i smashed twice yesterday and i havent showered in a good 6 days:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:17pm

    first 12:23 is right. vaginae are supposed to smell like fish when she's ovulating..which is usually 10 days a month. add that to a 7 day period....unless you fall on one of the 13 out of 30 days you're either getting a fillet or bloody steak.

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 1:28am

    This was Samantha Paytons vagina.

    • 79 78
      Submitted by lyndsyalyce on Mar 10, 10 at 9:52pm

      lol how would you know?

  • 87 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:00pm

    Do you like fishdicks?

  • 89 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 9:55pm

    Bacterial vaginosis anyone!!!??

  • 82 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:28pm

    my vagina smells like fresh cut grass

  • 83 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:19pm

    hi poop

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:16pm

    I love how Sven the Fisherman likes fishy pussy. Made me lol irl

  • 78 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:45pm

    and then she said "let me say something really slutty/disgusting even though it isn't funny at all and you can post it on TFLN and everyone will think im a nasty whore"

  • 73 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 2:06am

    "active" What does that mean? Some kind of weapon? While active it can't be jarred else she risks the safety oh all those around less it goes off. I like my version more. Smells better, don'tcha think.

  • 77 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:29pm

    That's nasty

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:40pm

    No girl would say this, ever. It would only smell like fish due to some sort of infection. It didn't even smell after my honeymoon. This is retarded.

  • 82 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:03pm

    That's gross 6:45!! Now go wash your hands this instant!

  • 81 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:03pm

    Why are so many vagina smell texts posted here? It doesn't smell, it certainly doesn't smell bad.

  • 78 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:49pm

    She needs lots of water, lots of cranberry juice and some monistat, cause that is NASTY! No self respecting female would ever let that happen to herself, she MUST be a loose one...

  • 85 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:12pm

    12:40--FTW...is a honeymoon supposed to put a ton of miles on the odometer? Funnier than the original text

  • 84 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:20pm

    you mean fishdicks like the stink from a rotten fish vagina that transfers to your fingers or dick and can't get off for days?

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:03pm

    is 4:19 retarded??? poop

  • 86 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:41pm

    believe it or not, that smell is normal. so.. sorry guys, get used to it.

  • 79 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    Been there before. That's heinous!

  • 74 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:02am

    Bv...yeah, cut down on the partners and use some condoms!

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:08pm

    Actively breeding bacteria?

  • 76 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    PU, something stinks around here...

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    Hey stinky pussy feels good too! Now be a man, clothes pin it, and fuck that smelly twat!!!

  • 78 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:49pm

    Fake fake fakey fake.

  • 73 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:45pm

    I love smelly vag! It's nice to be able to smell the stink on my fingers a day or two after the conquest ends.

  • 70 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:49pm

    Hahaha so fucking gross. I hope you didn't dive in after hearing that one

  • 64 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 10:28pm

    def alex golden's vag. or so I've heard..

  • 73 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 5:54pm

    Tell the dirty bitch to use a condom once in a while. Active means full of some other dudes' spooge.

  • 75 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 2:50pm

    I knew that's how to describe the smell!

  • 76 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:56pm

    This has 12 thumbs up...who would give this a thumbs up?

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:49pm

    ugh GROSS no girl would say that!!!

  • 72 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:02am

    She wouldn't point out she smells bad, or blame that on being a slut. This is retarded.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:01pm

    Can someone hand me the bleach so I can clean this stank up?

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:27pm

    Ohh and this is from my area code..grossss

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:23pm

    Third!!!!!!!!!1!12!11

  • 75 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 1:56am

    Haha does this smell infected ?

  • 77 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 4:44am

    nobody can spell disgusting correctly on this site apparently...1:25 I'm looking at you

  • 74 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 12:54am

    I Worship 8:26 hahahh

  • 75 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:06am

    definitely BV! umm 4:17, smelling like fish down there is NOT natural. it does have different smells depending on where in the cycle a girl is, but fish smell isnt right. thats BV. and girls can get BV from other things besides fucking. thongs, soap, and even hot tubs can cause it. why any girl would actually let someone anywhere near a fishy vajayjay is beyond me. thats just skanky. bitch needs to take some antibiotics.

  • 77 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:13pm

    4:17 - YOUR vag obviously SMELLS. I am a woman and no it is not EVER supposed to small like fish, that is gross! It's not supposed to smell like anything except skin, because that's what it is. Guys, if you meet a girl and her vag smells like fish, RUN and run far.

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 12:14am

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  • 68 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:57pm

    Woaahhhh. . . .skank.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 9:33pm

    That fuckin raunchy.

  • 75 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:17am

    *moans* YESS. Insert your dick into ovef and over and over. YESSS!!! HARDER! LICK MY FISH SMELLING PUSSY!!!!! Well that what his night looked like^^^^

  • 76 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:50pm

    So the pussy smells. Stick it in her ass

  • 64 74
    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm

    active? what is her vag, yeast? ok that's not good.

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 10:51pm

    eat it like a fish taco

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:25pm

    eww sounds like a yeast infection or chlamydia.... that girl needs to learn the only place a guy wants his tuna is from the grocery store in a starkist can

  • 61 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 3:11am

    1:17, are you a virgin?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:34pm

    My Penis is Infected

  • 51 57
    Submitted by KB616 on Sep 21, 11 at 7:40am

    Oh fuck me, that's repulsive. Goooorf.

  • 45 46
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Feb 10, 12 at 12:58am

    The gross part is that a girl would say this, not the fact that she actually smells like fish (although if there was a chance I was having sex I would do everything I could to make sure I didn't smell like fish, or just not have sex).

  • 52 60
    Submitted by magnificentmikey on Apr 13, 11 at 1:34pm

    as long as you bread it with breadcrumbs u can eat it

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:39pm

    I love the smell of fishy pussy in the morning!

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:25pm

    Dats tha nastiest thanggg

  • 63 83
    Submitted by lyndsyalyce on Mar 10, 10 at 9:49pm

    thats fuckin sick

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:59am

    I'm going to fucking throw up!

  • 54 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 16, 10 at 3:38pm

    SARA DUCKETT

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 3:30pm

    What's active?? The herpes?? Wash yr vag bitch

  • 60 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 7:29pm

    Actively infected!!! Bwahhahaha!!! Nice!

  • 62 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 8:02pm

    Lmao @ the actively infected!

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:24am

    ()€======================3

  • 61 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:16am

    Haha Lafayette is so gross

  • 64 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 1:29am

    So fucking gross. There are so many ways to fix that. Nasty Skank.

  • 56 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 7:35pm

    Yea, its pretty active......... An active case of Herpes and the Clap!!!

  • 57 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 12:54pm

    Fuck this stupid shit you oprah Winfrey want to be twat licking skank

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 9, 10 at 3:57am

    That's disgusting....

  • 61 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 6:19pm

    Fishy smell unprotected sex = AIDS

  • 55 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 2:35am

    My bf said mine smelled like a fish market once. Oops!