Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
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He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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