I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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