my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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