I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
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you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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