if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
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I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Houston, we have a squirter
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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