I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she pinky promised me she was 18
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
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so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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