She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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