White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
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Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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