giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
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It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
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It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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