Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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