Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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