My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
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Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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