i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
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phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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