i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
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Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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