Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
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There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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