We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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