I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
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Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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