Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
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I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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