I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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