I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
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we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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