Will you blow on my dice?
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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